It all started several years ago when we got married and found that perfect Texas hill country ranch. Those three square meals a day sure were good. It wasnt long before we noticed our britches were fitting tighter. Even our olranch dog was gaining weight and having a heck of a time jumping into the back of the pickup. One day when we were out feeding horses, we noticed our donkey Jackson, was as big as some of the horses! Thats when we looked at each other and decided that we lived on the Fat Ass Ranch.